What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:55

-”Ah so!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
From Russia With Love
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Diamonds Are Forever
A View to a Kill
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Is it possible for buyers to negotiate after an inspection if the appraisal is lower than expected?
-J W Pepper
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Moonraker
Have you ever been forced to dress like a girl?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Octopussy
You Only Live Twice
Dr No
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Are there any men who have sex with male dogs?
The Man with the Golden Gun
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
I gave him everything. He said he loved me. Why?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Live and Let Die
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Why did lobsters evolve bright colors if they are neither poisonous nor venomous?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Goldfinger
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…